10 Simple Ways to Get More Blog Followers!

Oh Jason, Jason, Jason…..

HarsH ReaLiTy

1 – Trick everyone into believing it is a privilege to follow your blog. That is what I did!

2 – Write posts about milestones you have never really accomplished! People think this blog has been viewed over a million times. All of those views were by me actually.

3 – Get 56,739 Twitter followers so your 1 WordPress subscriber looks like more…

4 – Over-post so people think you have something important to say.

5 – Create the username “Jesus” and have that user frequently comment on your blog. What could be more impressive than that?

6 – Never get older. People are attracted to youth.

7 – Buy your followers at a dime a dozen! Or… $100 a dozen! Email me! 🙂

8 – Come back from the dead.

9 – Pretend like you don’t care about followers! It works!

10 – Ask for help in every post. People love…

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Author: The C-Sweet

I'm a Soccer Mom/Baseball Mom living the American Dream in northern Virginia. I work as a Business Advisor & Consultant focusing on small-medium sized businesses in my local community. I've drunk the chardonnay, practiced the yoga, driven the minivan, atomized the essential oils, made the spinach dip and attended many Southern Living at Home, Stella & Dot, and Pampered Chef parties. I'm a Catholic, Conservative, Spiritually Awake individual sharing my opinion on whatever catches my fancy and occasionally entertaining a few folks with tales from my ADDiva life!

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