Oh Jason, Jason, Jason…..
1 – Trick everyone into believing it is a privilege to follow your blog. That is what I did!
2 – Write posts about milestones you have never really accomplished! People think this blog has been viewed over a million times. All of those views were by me actually.
3 – Get 56,739 Twitter followers so your 1 WordPress subscriber looks like more…
4 – Over-post so people think you have something important to say.
5 – Create the username “Jesus” and have that user frequently comment on your blog. What could be more impressive than that?
6 – Never get older. People are attracted to youth.
7 – Buy your followers at a dime a dozen! Or… $100 a dozen! Email me! 🙂
8 – Come back from the dead.
9 – Pretend like you don’t care about followers! It works!
10 – Ask for help in every post. People love…
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