Just discovered an hilarious website called Gizoogle http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php that translates anything written into gangsta slang….here’s my post from the other day “Back in Fighting Form” translated with Gizoogle…..as well as the comment that followed….Enjoy!
From last Saturday, 5-11-13: First dizzle I’ve felt close ta human up in over a week – shinglez medz is finished n’ side effects is GONE! Although I be thinkin I may have a ear infection on top of dat whole mess.
I ventured up ta pick up Jackson’s asthma medication n’ also a gift card fo’ a jam he’ll be goin ta later – n’ finishin dat up I realized, hey, I don’t feel all dat pimped out….just mo’ betta n’ shit. I’m straight-up thankful fo’ better, btw. I strutted outside Target n’ just sat down on a funky-ass bench vs. rushin back ta tha car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I decided I just needed ta sit fo’ all dem secs n’ be thinkin bout what tha fuck ta do next n’ decided I needed chicken n’ you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin’ falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I can’t reach tha fam so I’m goin it alone….(wishin I had some gangbangin company tho).
In tha vibe fo’ a funky-ass burger I took mah dirty ass ta Outback but ordered a sick salad wit some grilled salmon on top instead….how awfully healthy of me, no, biatch? Sippin mah iced chronic n’ waitin on mah salad I realized dat dis straight-up has been a lil’ bit of another rough patch fo’ me – what tha fuck wit gettin shinglez again, heat on mah dirty ass ta put up in at least 20 hours/week at work, if not more, n’ tha demandz of a needy playa who, since I jotted these notes down last week, has turned straight-up shitty on mah dirty ass.
Anyway, all up in tha time of tha salmon salad lunch n’ tha original gangsta scribblin I was feelin straight-up glad dat I felt better, acknowledgin dat I’m still not 100% n’ bustin a thugged-out deal wit mah dirty ass ta be aiiight wit dat yo, but all up in tha same time vowin ta come back fightin over tha next few weeks!
and I did drag mah dirty ass ta tha crib even tha minutes I didn’t straight-up gotta be there – n’ I’m glad I did n’ I’m bustin it again n’ again n’ again next week, n’ tha week afta that, n’ tha week afta that, and…..
- Gizoogle my Manoozle (spreadingsomesanity.wordpress.com)
- Back in Fighting Form (fromthecsweet.com)
- Gizoogle is back – and it’s off the shizzle (dailydot.com)
- Adventures in Subbing: “Dat Feel” edition (mrshawsublife.wordpress.com)