This an an all-points bulletin to be on the lookout for Fernando the Wonder Dog (FTWD).
Fernando was last seen sniffing Lady’s ear – the one he tried to bite off a few nights ago.
Following this scrap which required the rug shampoo-er to come out at 10 p.m. FTWD was on a domestic crime spree that included:
- digging up flower bulbs from the garden
- stealing and eating a homemade lemon pound cake – and the wax paper and plastic bag it was stored in
- making a tinkle in the basement b/c no one was around to let him out and he could
If you see this varmint please approach with caution.
While his bite is worse than his bark; he has not been known to bite the hand that feeds him.
If possible lure him with treats while calling 571 GET FERN to notify the appropriate parties about retrieving him.