Wanted: For Crimes Against the Homestead

Fernando the Wonder Dog
Fernando the Wonder Dog

This an an all-points bulletin to be on the lookout for Fernando the Wonder Dog (FTWD).

Fernando was last seen sniffing Lady’s ear – the one he tried to bite off a few nights ago.

Following this scrap which required the rug shampoo-er to come out at 10 p.m.  FTWD was on a domestic crime spree that included:

  • digging up flower bulbs from the garden
  • stealing and eating a homemade lemon pound cake – and the wax paper and plastic bag it was stored in
  • making a tinkle in the basement b/c no one was around to let him out and he could

If you see this varmint please approach with caution.

While his bite is worse than his bark; he has not been known to bite the hand that feeds him.

If possible lure him with treats while calling 571 GET FERN to notify the appropriate parties about retrieving him.


Author: The C-Sweet

I'm a Soccer Mom/Baseball Mom living the American Dream in northern Virginia. I work as a Business Advisor & Consultant focusing on small-medium sized businesses in my local community. I've drunk the chardonnay, practiced the yoga, driven the minivan, atomized the essential oils, made the spinach dip and attended many Southern Living at Home, Stella & Dot, and Pampered Chef parties. I'm a Catholic, Conservative, Spiritually Awake individual sharing my opinion on whatever catches my fancy and occasionally entertaining a few folks with tales from my ADDiva life!

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