Daily Prompt: Not Another “Worst Of” from This Artist

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laundry abstract (Photo credit: Brenda Anderson)

Daily Prompt: B+

Write about what you did last weekend as though you’re a music critic reviewing a new album.

From the artist previously knows as Miss Jackson, we have yet another reprise of the dull weekend.  The fact that it was a “3-day holiday weekend” meant nothing to the redundant menu of re-worked tunes.

First, there was some research to be finished for Monday.  Creating a mailing list sounds just so much like bad rap, why does it even appear here? And if I have to listen to “The Laundry Basket Blues” one more time I’ll go stark raving mad, I tell you.  It has an OK beat but no one in the house wants to dance to it.

Finally, that little ditty about the steam mop and the muddy kitchen floor is such a broken record by now that no one will pay to download that shite!

This critic’s advice is a return to the studio with some fresh ideas for the next long weekend!

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